"How very diplomatic of you!" Weyoun remarked. "Lure me here for 'peace talks' and then have an invasion on that little station of yours!" "Shut up, elf ear!" Quark growled. "Do you really think THAT was the plan?!" "Let's say, it wouldn't exactly surprise me if it was", the Vorta replied. "After all, it is just one station. A small sacrifice if you hand it over to these Mary Sues and their fangirl minions, if you know they'll come for my quadrant after that..." Quark rolled his eyes, grabbed his phaser and sneaked to the door of the bar. "See, I agree, the hewmons would certainly consider that option, but I try to run a business here. There is no profit in hostile invasions. I don't care who tries to take over, I just wanna make it out alive and in one piece. You can come with me or stay here, I don't care."

Weyoun watched him, thoughtfully. After a moment of silence, he picked up a gun from one of the dead Jem'Hadar to his feet. "You have a point", he slowly admitted. "I guess two guns are better than one." He followed Quark to the door. "But just to get things straight. It doesn't mean I trust you!" "Ha!" The Ferengi laughed. "Getting things straight around here will take a lot more than that. This is a fangirl invasion, after all." He began to unlock the door. "But now, back to the plan..." "Wait, who says you are the one calling the shots here?" Weyoun interrupted. "From what I see, you are just a bartender, while I'm a field commander and..." "Yeah, whatever you say..." Quark sighed. "But this is still my bar, my quadrant and hence my plan."

Weyoun's eyes narrowed. "Your quadrant... We'll see about that", he said, more to himself. "You're not the only one with good ears around here", Quark replied. "I heard that. And I don't think you are in the position to make any threats right now." He finally had the door unlocked and opened it a bit to peek out to the promenade. "I didn't", Weyoun said. "I merely pointed out that it doesn't quite look like your quadrant since the invasion began." "Trust me", Quark sighed. "I would really prefer a Dominion invasion to this myself." He slipped through the door out to the promenade. "You would?" Surprised, the Vorta raised his eyebrows. "Maybe it's not too late for 'peace talks', after all." He followed Quark outside.

For a moment, both just listened to the spooky silence on the promenade. "Alright", Quark whispered, sneaking closer to the next wall. "We try to get to engineering. O'Brien has a high resistance to fangirl attacks, and he can probably modify a cargo transporter to get us all on a shuttle." He wanted to say something else, but Weyoun put a finger on his lips and Quark was quiet.

"Yes, Captain Sikso!!!1 I'm on my way now, I can fix it 4 u, I can fix everything 4 u!!!"

Quark looked up to Weyoun, relieved. "It's just a self insert Fix it-Sue..." He watched the reflection of the monster in the window of the closed Bajoran souvenir shop. "Early stage, red shirt, ensign", he added. The Vorta nodded. "Then we have a chance", he said. "Is your phaser set to kill?" Quark nodded. "It is. Let's just hope the Sue can't fix itself after we kill it..."